To all Pinoys out there. I know that you have, at some point in your third-world life here in 'Pinas, you have seen some funny-grammatically incorrect-impossible signboards. Here are some of of my favorites. Please feel free to contribute at the comments section so I could publish them.

Seen along Cavite Coastal Road: furniture shop
Furnitures made by palochina

Along Naga Road: eatery
Homed Pansit

Near Imus Public Market:laundry shop
Labadabadooo

On a bus:

Before pay, tell where get on before the get off

Along Aguinaldo Hiway, Cavite: seller of crispy pata
Harry Pata

Seen at a public market flower stall:
We sell artificial but fresh flowers.

Name of a bank somewhere in Alabang:
Alabank