Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Kids just say the cutest and sometimes, the wisest things! One day, Ethan was lying to his teeth! I was asking him if he ate the chocolate in the fridge because it was missing. He said an emphatic NO! while his teeth still has some chocolate stain. I told him that lying is bad and that he should not do it. He looked me straight in the eye and said: I don't lie. I just tell jokes.

Here are some more priceless quotes compiled by Judith Frost Stark in her book Don't Cross the Bridge Before..... You Pay the Toll.

A miss is as good as a....... MR.

No news is..... IMPOSSIBLE.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and.....YOU HAVE TO BLOW YOUR NOSE.

A penny saved is ....NOT TOO MUCH.

He who marries for money.... BETTER BE NICE TO HIS WIFE.

It's always darkest before..... DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

If at first you don't succeed....GET NEW BATTERIES.

Still waters.... WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.

When the blind leadeth the blind.... GET OUT OF THEIR WAY.

Kids! We can't do without them!
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Posted by desperateblogger On 5/14/2008 07:19:00 AM 1 comment

1 comment:

  1. truisms. :-) some kids really say the wittiest remarks.

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