Monday, March 10, 2008

I got this e-mail with the header: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for Microsoft Europe.

I thought wow, Microsoft is still expanding. I wonder what the rest of the e-mail says. Copy/Paste.

> Subject: Fwd: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for
> Microsoft Europe
>
> Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a
> new CEO
> for Microsoft Europe.
>
> Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room.
> One candidate is
> MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
>
> Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not
> know JAVA may leave.
>
> 2,000 people leave the room.
>
> MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I
> have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
>
> Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in
> managing more
> than 500 people may leave.
>
> 2,000 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but
> myself, but I have
> nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So
> he
> stays.
>
> Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management
> diplomas may
> leave.
>
> 500 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but
> what have I got
> to lose?' So he stays in the room.
>
> Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not
> speak Serbo - Croat to leave.
>
> 498 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
> Serbo - Croatbut
> what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds
> himself with one other
> candidate. Everyone else has gone.
>
> Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are
> the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so
> I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together
> in that language.'
>
> Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says
> `Ano ba yan,
> dong?'
>
> The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'



Have a Nice Day!
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Posted by desperateblogger On 3/10/2008 08:12:00 PM 2 comments

2 comments:

  1. Yan ang Pinoy....hahaha...

    Now to the other question you asked kung san ko 'nabingwit' ang aking mister. 'Nabingwit' is probably the best word to describe it...haha...

    We met the old fashion way - internet - hahaha....Yep, nabingwit ko sya sa internet at ako talaga ang bumingwit.
    Paalis na kasi yung tren so I had to do something bago ako maiwan...o di ba???

    Thanks for visit...

    Enjoy the rest of the week...

    Juliana

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    Cheers!

    Jena

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