New CEO ?

I got this e-mail with the header: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for Microsoft Europe.

I thought wow, Microsoft is still expanding. I wonder what the rest of the e-mail says. Copy/Paste.

> Subject: Fwd: Bill Gates recruits a new CEO for
> Microsoft Europe
>
> Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a
> new CEO
> for Microsoft Europe.
>
> Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room.
> One candidate is
> MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
>
> Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not
> know JAVA may leave.
>
> 2,000 people leave the room.
>
> MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I
> have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
>
> Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in
> managing more
> than 500 people may leave.
>
> 2,000 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself ' I never managed anybody but
> myself, but I have
> nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So
> he
> stays.
>
> Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management
> diplomas may
> leave.
>
> 500 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but
> what have I got
> to lose?' So he stays in the room.
>
> Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not
> speak Serbo - Croat to leave.
>
> 498 people leave the room.
>
> Mario says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
> Serbo - Croatbut
> what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds
> himself with one other
> candidate. Everyone else has gone.
>
> Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are
> the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so
> I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together
> in that language.'
>
> Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says
> `Ano ba yan,
> dong?'
>
> The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'



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