Sunday, June 29, 2008

One thing that is surely and regularly happening to each and everyone of us is... we grow old: every single second of each day. Are you afraid to grow old? I am, sometimes. To lighten my view on the matter, let me share you these "senile" jokes.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.


An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?"

The preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week "

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.




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Posted by desperateblogger On 6/29/2008 09:31:00 PM 4 comments

4 comments:

  1. Who wants to laugh if there is no more teeth to show because one is too old to have it? Hehe

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  2. hehehe! napatawa ko ng mga jokes mo khit pagod na ko kakaalaga sa mga babies ko :) thanks for the visits and the beautiful comments. appreciate them a lot! :)

    take care always! :)

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  3. A beautiful write up this is. Excellent. Keep up the good work

    http:spirituallzone.blogspot.com

    Keep in touch

    Vimita

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  4. I was feeling older than my years today. Thanks for the smile!

    I can laugh and drop a e-card at the same it. Time well used.

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