Chip is sick! He (it) has been down in the dump since Sunday night. He (it) was fine on Monday but today Chip refused to eat anything. His (its) pooh was the pits! I had to use super strength pine scented cleanser to clear the air from the stench. I called D4 and told her not to go to gym after work but go straight home to take Chip to the vet. When D4 came I told her to wait outside while I go fetch Chip.The dang dog got all excited when he (it) felt that he (it!) was about to go for a ride with D4. Fast forward after an hour.
The vet said Chip's good bacteria have gone "bad" or something like that. It seemed like Chip's "traipsings" on pine-scented-super-strength-cleanser-cleaned floors did not bode well with Chip. The vet also said that the stool exam showed that Chip has been eating tissue paper and cotton balls. The vet told D4 that Chip has to steer clear from the bathroom as he (it) might be eating soap too. Dang the dog! What's next on his (its!) menu? - my supply of safe diet pills?
Anyway, Chip has four meds that need to be taken for 7 days. The vet even gave Chippy powdered "dextrose" and advised D4 to give the dog Yakult! Who do you think will give Chip his (its) medications and supply of dextrose and Yakult?!
The vet said Chip's good bacteria have gone "bad" or something like that. It seemed like Chip's "traipsings" on pine-scented-super-strength-cleanser-cleaned floors did not bode well with Chip. The vet also said that the stool exam showed that Chip has been eating tissue paper and cotton balls. The vet told D4 that Chip has to steer clear from the bathroom as he (it) might be eating soap too. Dang the dog! What's next on his (its!) menu? - my supply of safe diet pills?
Anyway, Chip has four meds that need to be taken for 7 days. The vet even gave Chippy powdered "dextrose" and advised D4 to give the dog Yakult! Who do you think will give Chip his (its) medications and supply of dextrose and Yakult?!
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